its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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