We're facebook friends in real life
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
