i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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