I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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