There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's shark week go big or go home
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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