Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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