5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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