Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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