At least make sure they are 18
Why
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Randomize
