if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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