Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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