Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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