I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
