Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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