either way he was missing a nipple.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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