check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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