I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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