i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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