i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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