I'm really into asian looking animals
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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