That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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