But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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