I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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