Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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