Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So vagazzling was a success
where are my eyebrows?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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