Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
jump out the window naked night went bad
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
