At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
