Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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