He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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