I seem to have left my pride at pride
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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