I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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