wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
