Where did you get a picture of my penis
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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