why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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