Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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