Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
operation have a gay friend backfired
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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