Your tits are I can't wait for
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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