A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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