you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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