If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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