he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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