Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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