everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
