we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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