the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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