You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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