I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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