PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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