therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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