On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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