...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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