I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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