After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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