Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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