I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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