do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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