butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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