My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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